This Isn't Really a Blog You are Only Perceiving it as Such

After much deliberation is has been reported that the infamous Charlee Kirkby is an extrovert and needs people to survive. Due to this fact she has decided to step down as the dorm hermit (even if it was for a week) and can now be found mingling with the other students. She says her day is more fulfilled and that the only lesson she learned is that 1) being a hermit does not mean she gets any more done due to the many episodes of I Love Lucy that line her wall. 2) She has also reported learning that she just needs to learn time management skills and 3) that she needs to learn how to say no when asked to "hang out" although there is a time and place for everything. Charlee has also reported that she will be writing in her blog again however there will not be a post tomorrow night as she has a midterm on Wednesday in Wisdom Literature.
In other news the finger problem is only getting worse and so tonight Charlee and her friend Azalea boiled water and Charlee stuck her finger into the water to force the blood into the finger. It was reported that her finger started pulsating and then turned white, red, white, red and finally when Charlee could stand the heat no longer (after 2 seconds) she flung her hand back and forth attempting to cool it off. Another cup of water was brought to a boil and a knife was inserted into the boiling water, due to the fact that knives have no nerves no screaming was heard. Finally, after a few more moments of soaking the finger Charlee took the knife, breathed deeply (as her finger was already in agony), looked at Azalea and said "You want to be a doctor so here you cut my finger" to which Azalea replied "I pass." Charlee took another deep breath, looked at the serrated knife and ran the knife, while applying pressure to the knife, over the cut. Finally blood could be seen to which Charlee pulled back the skin some more allowing more blood to flow out then applied salt straight to the wound. After wondering if there could be anything more painful she then proceeded to apply alcohol to the wound and watched in the mirror as her face grew more red. Finally, she took out some antibiotic cream, applied it to the wound and bandaged it up. Now, if only she had done this in the first place this would even be an issue today. Charlee would also like to go on record as saying "mom and Faith, how are you knees?"
In other news Charlee was seen for the third time at the gym working out. Why all this working out so suddenly? This same question was asked to Adrianna and Michael to which the one worded reply came "Florida."
We close this evenings broadcast by listing a few things that Charlee would like done at her funeral as her best friend Azalea said "watch for blood poisoning, if you see red or pink streaks going up your arm then we might want to get you to the hospital." Due to these words Charlee has seen nothing but pink streaks although she knows there are none. However, planning ahead she wishes that not a single tear be shed at her funeral as crying only wastes water and what will the fish swim in if you cry all the water away? Never thought of that did ya! It is requested that everyone wear either black or blue to represent a bruise, just kidding. She has also requested that Steve sing and then Michael tell a few jokes.
LOL Ok sorry about the morbid above paragraph I just couldn't resist, its too funny. Anyhow all, I've got a homework assignment to do and then I'm off to bed!! Until later!!!! Take care
PS mom, dad! I have been informed by two reliable sources that there is something you know but are keeping from me. As the oldest I demand answers!! :) Night